![]() ![]() ![]() “That son of a bitch” seems to fit Doc Scratch’s bill right now. John and I are catching some sweet waves on this identical brain frequency here. ![]() What the hell are they going to do for three years anyway? Eat face? So why not dump a bucket of ice cold rain on their relieved, well-deserved parade? Reunion denied. I mean, things almost seem good for the kids. Everyone made it out alive, no memories have been wiped, and they’ve gotten a second shot at making this whole Skaia thing turn around. This is the miserable, sad catch to an otherwise relatively happy Act V ending for the John and Co crew. Of course it’s going to take them three years. It’s not like she’s got a ton of lives to spare at this point, ya know?Īn accurate summary of my feelings and reaction. Do Jade, Scratch, and English all draw their power from the green sun? I don’t like them being associated with her, even so loosely it makes me nervous for poor Minty. This is all the more interesting because Doc Scratch and his crazy, vicious, monster master Lord English have the same shade in their hideous color scheme. Her fancy dress is a brilliant, inky sort of midnight black with the same fluorescent jade sparkles that the sun seems to be made out of. That “ trust me, I would know” line of Jade’s kind of intrigues me. I basically have no idea what’s going on, but I couldn’t care less. You did not just blow Dave and Rose to bloody chunks of green asteroid flesh in some horrible set up to have this Jake and his “bunch of friends” step in to fill their slots, did you, Hussie? Are fifty characters not enough for you? I don’t want to meet new people. Both theories combined into one hysteria-inducing mix during Cascade. Ever since this terrible scratch business was brought up, I had visions of Hussie either abruptly ending everyone’s existence or pulling a Wolf’s Rain and rebooting Homestuck with memory wiped John and Co. So here we are, together at last, at the commencement of Act 6, more or less. It was lonely back there, being so behind. Besides, can you blame me? I just wanted to catch up with the rest of you charming souls on the Homestuck road. As flattering as your indignant protests are, I ask you to be honest with yourselves: my commentary, or lack thereof, isn’t worth getting that upset over. Yes, it’s true, I journeyed to the fabled land of Los Angeles for a graduation trip and devoured all of Act 5 along the way. Just siiiit that nice set of buns back down in that cozy chair of yours, and I will explain everything to you, my sweet, lovely little followersprite, who I so appreciate. What makes you think you can just crawl back here and. More like where are we, am I right guys? Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady. Last recap you had just finished Act 4! Then you gallavanted off to California like some mooovie star and left us here to languish in agonized suspense while you partied it up with your “new best friends” from Disneyland. ![]()
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